Monday, September 21, 2009

Revenge of the Toilet Paper Monitor

Mom decided that it's high time #2 starting helping around the house. She's 9. Hmmm, in dog years, that would be 63.  Opps,  got that backwards......she'd be less than a year and a half.    Good thing mom did not come up with this idea when I was her age!  Everyone knows pugs are lazy.

Her base pay is $4 a week.   That would be about 4 Large Greenies, right? (Nomnomnom)  Too bad I don't have opposable thumbs.   I think I'm going to talk to my friend Salinger about his new start up.   And she gets bonus pay for "Garbage Safari", though why they throw all that good stuff away is a huge mystery to me. 

So #2's jobs are pretty simple:  keep her room picked up, clear dishes, FEED US, and make sure there is enough toilet paper in each bathroom.   She's called the "Toilet Paper Monitor." That's cuz she is too short for much else.    We are a bit unclear about the need for this toilet paper stuff.  I mean, what's wrong with wiggling your butt on the carpet?   Plus, it's fun to pull off the roll.  Humans sure are funny.

So here's what Mom saw the other day after the monitor was done with her rounds:

I call it the "Revenge of the Toilet Paper Monitor".     Mom was sort of, well, annoyed.   I don't think that's exactly what she had in mind.


Lilo, The Great Rock Eater said...

If that's not what the momma wanted, she should have been clearer!! #2 made sure there was plenty of paper in the bathroom. Did the momma tell her where to put the toilet paper or how much to put in? I think #2 did a great job!! Except the toilet paper is out of your reach =( She still did a good job =)


Oakley and Swisher said...

Everyone wiggling their butts on the carpet BOL!!

Lots of Licks--
Oak and Swish

Salinger The Pug said...

We're giving #2 MAJOR style points for the PYRAMID SCHEME (hahaha!)

You're more than welcome to come work with me wreaking havoc on deadbeat stuffies and other deserving jerks! I think we'd make a good team...kind of like those people on Operation Repo!

Happy Tuesday!


dw said...

I think #2 was very reserve with her placement of the TP. So much worse could have resulted!

Heather and Walter said...

You can get those down, I know you can!

Sandra y Coco said...

this is so funny! I think #2 did cover all the basics of her job: enough toilet paper for humans, and it is still at reach for the pug. Did you see that piece hanging of the first roll to your left? That's paper available for the whole household!

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Guess the chores are covered for a few days...cute!