Sunday, September 27, 2009

To the very large dog who's pooping on my lawn......



Lately we have noticed something delightfully smelly disturbing on our lawn and Honey's lawn.   POOPS, really BIG poops too.   The photo is not the actual poops, but a fair represenation.   We know it's not us, cuz our poops are rather petite.

This is an actual lawn sign Mom is thinking about ordering. Thinking VERY seriously (Thanks, VistaPrint.)


You see we have noticed several - not one - but several piles of evidence. It seems there is a new dog on the block, and judging by the size of the poops, he's a big one. I guess his human doesn't know the rules yet. Unless it is your own personal lawn, PICK UP THE POOPS.
Apparently, we are not the only ones having this problem:



Sometimes, no matter what language, the message is the same:



And some people get pretty serious about this problem:





As you can see, Mom is pretty twisted about this.  I mean, poop happens.  We think she should probably place one of these on our lightpost as a gentle reminder before she takes the nuclear option:


 
Yup, anyone can put their poops in a chinese take box with a Skooperbox!



12 comments:

Salinger The Pug said...

OMG...what if it isn't a DOG leaving those presents?

You might want to set up some cameras to check this jackassery out in detail!

Happy Sunday!

Love,
S-Dog

Pee S...Mom thinks your mom is hilarious and wants to link up with her on Facebook! You can pee mail us using the email link on our blog home page to swap details!

Lilo, The Great Rock Eater said...

S-Dog is right!!! This jackassery needs to be dealt with. Someone is really overstepping their boundaries!!!!

Lilo

dw said...

Geez, I sure hope that dog's parents learn the rules real quick!

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Oh Mom is so a poop fighter...we live in apartment complex and she is always picking up other poops because of lazy neighbors. She has posted various signs but the last trick that worked was Mom found said neighbor picked up the poop and left if on their door steps with a note. Needless to say no more poop from them!

Good Luck!

Heather and Walter said...

YUK!! Love the sign!!!

the mama bird diaries said...

That is a big poop.

Funny signs!

Oakley and Swisher said...

You sooooo need to catch the culprit in the act and give them a piece of your mind!

Lots of Licks--
Oak and Swish

Lex said...

That is so funny. And so true. I have called a few people out and have actually given them a bag to pick up their dog poo. haha

That top sign where it 'speaks' in dog is actually here in BC, North Vancouver to be exact. :)

Dutch the Pug said...

Ohh Poops!!! Guess who doesn't like it when I poops in the house...my pawrents :(

agent99 said...

Happy to report there have no new "incidents"......
POO-CAM, S-dawg, you are brilliant! I'm getting right to work on that one.

Melissa and Emmitt said...

emmitt says that is so rude!

yucky! maybe a sign for "pug poops only" will work! maybe you cand use a picture of a pug incase the doggie cannot read words. :)

xoxoxo
m & e

Tweedles -- that's me... said...

This was the funniest blog I have seen!
yes BAN THE POOPERS!

xoxo
tweedles